The shit I have to deal with

[1300zuk]

So I've been at my new job for a few months, and I work with a lot of dirty minded mechanics. They start questioning me about my social life and women, then realize that my gentlemans region has rarely seen use from something other than my hand. The one guy creeped a picture of me sent it to his wife and now I have an email address of some 30ish year old lady that I'm supposed to contact.

So what is the time period before I send an awkward email to some girl I've never met the Thursday before lonely fuckers day?

[Talon]

Do it now.

[1300zuk]

OMG I've successfully communicated with a girl I've never met via email

Don't expect anything anytime soon. She is in Cleveland, and spends every other weekend in Michigan.

When do I tell her I like to listen to rush, thin lizzy, have a samurai and a fiat, and have virtually no history with women in the last 14 years?

[Turbojett]

music interests, vehicles, etc.: sooner the better.
romantic history: let's just keep that to ourselves, shall we?

[Talon]

Quit with the small talk. Ask if she does anal and take it form there.

[Turbojett]

or yeah, that's a better plan.

[1300zuk]

If that's the case, should I bring up pegging?

[Talon]