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Automobile Forum <- The only automotive forum that's still figuring out how to change this logo 2015-09-15T06:48:18+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/feed.php?f=2&t=132 2015-09-15T06:48:18+00:00 2015-09-15T06:48:18+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=2308#p2308 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> I have never wanted to blow somebody's head off so badly.

Statistics: Posted by Turbojett — Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:48 am

]]> 2015-08-28T14:08:29+00:00 2015-08-28T14:08:29+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=2246#p2246 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> Statistics: Posted by thewalrus — Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:08 pm

]]> 2015-08-27T23:23:26+00:00 2015-08-27T23:23:26+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=2242#p2242 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> Statistics: Posted by Turbojett — Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:23 pm

]]> 2015-08-21T01:05:21+00:00 2015-08-21T01:05:21+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=2229#p2229 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> Statistics: Posted by Talon — Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:05 am

]]> 2015-08-20T18:19:45+00:00 2015-08-20T18:19:45+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=2227#p2227 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> Statistics: Posted by Turbojett — Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:19 pm

]]> 2015-08-19T21:42:15+00:00 2015-08-19T21:42:15+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=2223#p2223 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> Statistics: Posted by tut — Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:42 pm

]]> 2015-08-19T15:55:00+00:00 2015-08-19T15:55:00+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=2222#p2222 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> Statistics: Posted by thewalrus — Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:55 pm

]]> 2015-08-19T01:11:59+00:00 2015-08-19T01:11:59+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=2220#p2220 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> I've noticed a lot more people honking at me or others like the moment the light turns green, or it's safe to turn onto the street. That just pisses me the fuck off. Did I not get my foot off the brake fast enough for you asshole?!
So I (jokingly of course) thought of carrying a paintball gun around in the car, and the moment somebody does that shit, just whip out with it and unload that shit onto their windshield.

...then again, with my luck, they'll probably have a concealed carry license and faster reflexes...

Statistics: Posted by Turbojett — Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:11 am

]]> 2015-02-20T04:34:33+00:00 2015-02-20T04:34:33+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=1141#p1141 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> Statistics: Posted by Honor — Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:34 am

]]> 2015-02-18T02:03:46+00:00 2015-02-18T02:03:46+00:00 http://automobileforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=132&p=1136#p1136 <![CDATA[Re: The petty vengeance thread]]> That's when I inundate them with a post-aero washer fluid spray. Usually works. Plus, everyone has a clean windshield. It's a service really.

There is also a time a long time ago where some guy was just generally being a total douchebag, so I challenged Mr. Douchebag to a race at a stoplight, Knowing full well there was a cop camped out in a parking lot just ahead (I'd passed by a few minuets earlier). Light turned green, and he sped off in a squeal of tires and I just moseyed on my way as the cop flew off his perch and ran him down.

Statistics: Posted by Turbojett — Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:03 am

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Every day I come home from work, the freeway exits onto a road that's three lanes. Well, within ~1/8 mile those three lanes go down to two, and about another 1/8 of a mile they go down to one. Both times the lane on the right turns into a right turn only lane. There are also two lights in this span.

As you can imagine, there are always a couple of assholes that try to speed up and cut in front of others, and cut between them at the last second. I do love it when I am in the Evo and jump in the left most lane immediately after the freeway exit, the first light is red, and I am first in line. As I am waiting there numerous assholes pull up in the right lane looking to cut in front of me, and/or anyone else before the next light ~1/8 mile up when their lane turns into a right turn only.

So when the light turns green I goose it a little to make sure they can't get in front of me. So about half way to the second light, they realize it ain't gonna happen so they slow down to get behind me... since typically there is now a huge gap between me and the car behind me. So as they slow down to pull in behind me, I slow down too.

Eventually I let them behind because I'm not trying to get in an accident, but it's just fun sometimes...

Statistics: Posted by Talon — Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:46 pm

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They dive over to the right lane and I lean into the throttle to close the gap so they can't get around me. They're going so damn fast as it is, they can't tell that I speed up.

It's even more fun when you can do it twice.

Statistics: Posted by SBF — Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:01 am

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This happened last week. I'm coming up on a green light and a rig coming in from the right pulls up to the intersection, stops, then makes a right-turn on red right in front of me. I'm the only fucking car on the road and if he'd waited literally 5 seconds I wouldn't have had to slow down to 10 MPH and crawl up all these fucking hills while waiting for him to figure out which gear he needed to be in. Again, I don't know exactly where he was coming from, but if he went the other direction on that side street, he'd have been on the highway in no time.

I knew which way he was going, and that I would soon have my revenge.

A couple of miles down the road, there was a stop light that split into a left-turn lane, straight-through lane, and right-turn lane. The interstate is off to the right. When we got to the split, he went right as I expected, I went straight and stopped at the red light, and put the right-side tires of my car juuuuust inside the stripe separating the lanes, ensuring he couldn't swing his rig out wide enough to make a right-turn on red and that he'd just have to wait for me to go.

Any recent acts of petty revenge that you've undertaken recently that made you feel like life didn't suck so much for at least a few minutes?

Statistics: Posted by JaysonAych — Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:13 am

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